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Are you sure

Are you positive

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's 
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

whotags:

#says the madman to his box (via wholet)

Doctor Who fandom after the finale

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

paintdoktahwho:

I HAVE TO DO IT

I HAVE NO CHOICE

thefrogman:

Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter]

theuppitynegras:

I’ve been waiting on this post for years

ohmysupernatural:

X

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

Fuck.

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE

if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude

if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.

that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#basically every fangirl ever